10 things that describe myself (in metaphors)

Here are 10 things that describe myself in metaphors:

1. I am an owl - I'm active at night
2. I have a head of springs - my hair is curly
3. I keep a stiff upper lip - I'm a calm person, it takes a lot to distress me
4. I'm a ninja - silent
5. I look like broccoli - bushy on top, skinny at the bottom
6. I'm like a Shakespearean novel - it takes time to understand me
7. I'm a sponge - I absorb things quickly
8. I'm thick-skinned - I don't get offended or upset easily
9. I have bat ears - my sense of hearing is good
10. My brain is an iPod - There are endless libraries of music playing in my head all the time